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Re: Limericks
« Reply #650 on: March 17, 2017, 11:10:07 AM »
The birds are singing, just happy it's spring
They take to the sky and are swift on the wing
Scoping out a place to build a nest
A quiet spot away from pests
And soon will be nestlings and the nestlings will sing


In a fairy tale story there lived a queen

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #651 on: April 14, 2017, 04:18:22 PM »
In a fairy tale story there lived a queen
who went and married a royal marine

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #652 on: April 25, 2017, 02:26:23 PM »
In a fairy tale story there lived a queen
who went and married a royal marine
whilst he was away

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #653 on: April 25, 2017, 03:16:38 PM »
In a fairy tale story there lived a queen
who went and married a royal marine
whilst he was away
She vowed faithful to stay

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #654 on: April 26, 2017, 12:32:15 PM »
In a fairy tale story there lived a queen
who went and married a royal marine
whilst he was away
She vowed faithful to stay
but then run away with pauline

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #655 on: April 26, 2017, 02:59:18 PM »
If I could have but one little wish

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #656 on: April 30, 2017, 06:57:39 AM »
If I could have but one little wish
It would be to have a banana split dish

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #657 on: April 30, 2017, 10:34:15 AM »
If I could have but one little wish
It would be to have a banana split dish
with ice cream on the side

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #658 on: April 30, 2017, 10:39:56 AM »
If I could have but one little wish
It would be to have a banana split dish
with ice cream on the side
and when my tummy subsides

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #659 on: April 30, 2017, 10:44:53 AM »
If I could have but one little wish
It would be to have a banana split dish
with ice cream on the side
and when my tummy subsides
I will go for another banana split dish

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #660 on: April 30, 2017, 12:16:56 PM »
If black is black and white is white

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #661 on: April 30, 2017, 01:25:14 PM »
If black is black and white is white
if loose is loose an tight is tight

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #662 on: April 30, 2017, 01:28:34 PM »
If black is black and white is white
if loose is loose an tight is tight
then what we have is a little word play

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #663 on: May 02, 2017, 11:55:17 AM »
If black is black and white is white
if loose is loose an tight is tight
then what we have is a little word play
that's what I thought,an was gonna say

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #664 on: May 02, 2017, 12:05:54 PM »
If black is black and white is white
if loose is loose an tight is tight
then what we have is a little word play
that's what I thought,an was gonna say
But for the moment we'll say good nite


Anyone want to buy a good used truck

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #665 on: May 02, 2017, 12:22:56 PM »
If black is black and white is white
if loose is loose an tight is tight
then what we have is a little word play
that's what I thought,an was gonna say
But for the moment we'll say good nite


Anyone want to buy a good used truck

Ha ha...is that the first line of the limerick or an ad?

I know one word that rhymes with truck... :mouth:

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #666 on: May 02, 2017, 12:25:22 PM »
selena  :lmaf:  :mouth:

c'mon, think of another, would be nice to have you join in.


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Re: Limericks
« Reply #667 on: May 02, 2017, 12:28:12 PM »
I'm not a poet...:)

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #668 on: May 02, 2017, 12:31:37 PM »
neither is hic  :lmaf:

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #669 on: May 02, 2017, 12:33:14 PM »
Anyone want to buy a good used truck
its in good nick,and will sell for 50 bucks

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #670 on: May 02, 2017, 12:34:44 PM »
neither is hic  :lmaf:

Ive noticed.  :lmaf:   j/k :)

Anyone want to buy a good used truck
It really never ever  gets stuck

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #671 on: May 02, 2017, 12:35:31 PM »
Oops..posted at Same time

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #672 on: May 02, 2017, 12:52:46 PM »
Anyone want to buy a good used truck
It really never ever  gets stuck
The one that's stuck is paying the bill

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #673 on: May 02, 2017, 01:19:19 PM »
how come my second line was overlooked? :rolleyes:

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #674 on: May 02, 2017, 01:20:38 PM »
cause ladies come first hehehe

 


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